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Here are like, 6 reasons why you should subscribe.
You enjoy reading essays, interviews, memes and whatever format my mind deems most appropriate that day. Which is dependent on: how much coffee I’ve had; my bank account; state of sobriety; if I’ve recently re-read The Bell Jar.
You are a follower of my work. Hi mom!
Once, I had a heart-to-heart with you in a washroom. It’s six months later. You are now living your best life; you have listened to Lady Gaga’s Grigio Girls like 67 times. It all worked out, just like I said it would.
You really love semicolons. At least, you don’t hate semicolons. Seriously, there will be a lot of semicolons.
You are my parents’ friend, neighbour and/or you once ran into my dad at the grocery store and he told you about his daughter who is a writer in England and she has this newsletter and it’s just such a great newsletter and you should really sign up for the newsletter because she is a writer in England now, if you didn’t know that, and now your frozen food has defrosted in the cart but you are Canadian so are probably too polite to not pay for the defrosted food, and also too polite to say you should really be going, now, but it’s great about the daughter/writer/England dweller with a newsletter, and okay, you will sign up, of course you will sign up.
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If you sign up to this free newsletter, you will receive Grade A, 100% legit content something like, let’s say, twice monthly. There will, one day, be an option for Premium Content. When I decide on a better name than Premium Content I will launch this feature. It will be great. Although, not free.