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  1. You enjoy reading essays, interviews, memes and whatever format my mind deems most appropriate that day. Which is dependent on: how much coffee I’ve had; my bank account; state of sobriety; if I’ve recently re-read The Bell Jar.

  2. You are a follower of my work. Hi mom!

  3. Once, I had a heart-to-heart with you in a washroom. It’s six months later. You are now living your best life; you have listened to Lady Gaga’s Grigio Girls like 67 times. It all worked out, just like I said it would.

  4. You really love semicolons. At least, you don’t hate semicolons. Seriously, there will be a lot of semicolons.

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